Rakpit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sapient squid.

Rakpit created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakpit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakpit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rakpit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rakpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Hide if seven dogs approach from the south.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.