Bonkcanzag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dragon.

Bonkcanzag created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcanzag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonkcanzag, it will manifest in front of you.

Bonkcanzag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bonkcanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not take Bonkcanzag's name in vain.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.