Japgomhas Cityakrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage dragonfly.

Japgomhas Cityakrow created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japgomhas Cityakrow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Japgomhas Cityakrow, it will think nothing of it.

Japgomhas Cityakrow's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Japgomhas Cityakrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise dresses and balancing six titanium spheres on your legs.