Stragmonlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome alligator.

Stragmonlib created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmonlib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragmonlib, he will destroy your home solar system.

Stragmonlib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Stragmonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never feed melons to birds while wearing red rings.