Bogmiltetti is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, boastful
hedgehog.
Bogmiltetti created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bogmiltetti, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bogmiltetti, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bogmiltetti's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Bogmiltetti's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about lemons.
2. Never mention moths.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogmiltetti.
4. Put Bogmiltetti first in all things.
5. Do not drink water in black rooms.