Pinhamzak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain yak.

Pinhamzak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinhamzak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pinhamzak, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pinhamzak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pinhamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Pinhamzak loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Do not skip in public.