Lidvagcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy goblin.

Lidvagcid created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidvagcid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lidvagcid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lidvagcid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Lidvagcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about rats.