Somfatjan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful slug.

Somfatjan created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somfatjan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somfatjan, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Somfatjan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Somfatjan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Somfatjan on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Somfatjan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.