Disscitflybellnull is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, conceited crocodile.

Disscitflybellnull created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disscitflybellnull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Disscitflybellnull, she will be very unhappy.

Disscitflybellnull's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Disscitflybellnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing brown shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Disscitflybellnull loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Disscitflybellnull.