Bonkwithin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate gnu.

Bonkwithin created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkwithin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkwithin, she will turn you into a rock.

Bonkwithin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bonkwithin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured whales.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.