Kipfodvag Ratdibapp is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring centaur.

Kipfodvag Ratdibapp created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipfodvag Ratdibapp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kipfodvag Ratdibapp, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kipfodvag Ratdibapp's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kipfodvag Ratdibapp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not kill sharks.