Yogarndon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous bat.

Yogarndon created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogarndon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogarndon, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yogarndon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yogarndon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not chop down trees.