Gumfagpog is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, almighty
ant.
Gumfagpog created an electron eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Gumfagpog, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gumfagpog, it will come to you in dreams.
Gumfagpog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Gumfagpog's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine cats approach from the north.
2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
3. Gumfagpog loves sharks, so they must be respected.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not speak about figs.