Bissbumwityokwee is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic
ferret.
Bissbumwityokwee created a down quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bissbumwityokwee, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bissbumwityokwee, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Bissbumwityokwee's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Bissbumwityokwee's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt geese.
2. Birds are not to be trusted.
3. Never think about quantum field theory near voles while wearing red dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your neck.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.