Milbellxucksugcar is a god.
He takes the form of a small, unselfish
badger.
Milbellxucksugcar created bats twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Milbellxucksugcar, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Milbellxucksugcar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Milbellxucksugcar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.
Milbellxucksugcar's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Milbellxucksugcar.
2. Always obey Milbellxucksugcar's priests.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.