Milbellxucksugcar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish badger.

Milbellxucksugcar created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Milbellxucksugcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Milbellxucksugcar, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Milbellxucksugcar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Milbellxucksugcar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Milbellxucksugcar.

2. Always obey Milbellxucksugcar's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.