Quimbepflishad Betyart Flyhogvenhasnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring dingo.

Quimbepflishad Betyart Flyhogvenhasnur created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimbepflishad Betyart Flyhogvenhasnur, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quimbepflishad Betyart Flyhogvenhasnur, she will send minions to preach to you.

Quimbepflishad Betyart Flyhogvenhasnur's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Quimbepflishad Betyart Flyhogvenhasnur's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Always help sick sheep.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing yellow trousers and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.