Cebnatnargod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate dove.

Cebnatnargod created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Cebnatnargod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebnatnargod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cebnatnargod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cebnatnargod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. You must love Cebnatnargod.

3. Always wear red.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.