Rowstipdibyik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering dog.

Rowstipdibyik created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowstipdibyik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rowstipdibyik, he will manifest in front of you.

Rowstipdibyik's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rowstipdibyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wear yellow.