Abhud Pighapgov is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive warg.

Abhud Pighapgov created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abhud Pighapgov, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Abhud Pighapgov, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Abhud Pighapgov's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Abhud Pighapgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Abhud Pighapgov must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.