Flowstragwegcar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited camel.

Flowstragwegcar created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowstragwegcar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flowstragwegcar, it will send you a sign.

Flowstragwegcar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flowstragwegcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near rats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.