Pagriparp is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful pigeon.

Pagriparp created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagriparp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pagriparp, it will think nothing of it.

Pagriparp's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pagriparp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing blue trousers and balancing nine titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never talk about fire.