Bethogaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm hedgehog.

Bethogaf created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bethogaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bethogaf, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bethogaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bethogaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.