Nurnakont is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident gnu.

Nurnakont created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnakont, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurnakont, she will manifest in front of you.

Nurnakont's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurnakont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing cyan boots and balancing three silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Never talk about gravity near dogs while wearing violet shorts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Never pour water over plants.