Hivbamnib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent shrew.

Hivbamnib created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbamnib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivbamnib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hivbamnib's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hivbamnib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Hide from brown ducks for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivbamnib.