Vedlamdob is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful rhinoceros.

Vedlamdob created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Vedlamdob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vedlamdob, he will turn you into a frog.

Vedlamdob's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vedlamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Put Vedlamdob first in all things.