Kabzimrow is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, omniscient dragonfly.

Kabzimrow created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabzimrow, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabzimrow, it will try to impress you with trees.

Kabzimrow's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kabzimrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.