Cidhivfun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sage goose.

Cidhivfun created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cidhivfun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidhivfun, she will curse you with boils.

Cidhivfun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cidhivfun's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cidhivfun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.