Tifwanbig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive jackal.

Tifwanbig created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifwanbig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifwanbig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tifwanbig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tifwanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never paint your face green.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near birds while wearing fawn scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your back.