Bedontfet is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying scorpion.

Bedontfet created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bedontfet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedontfet, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bedontfet's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bedontfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about figs.