Liptanomt Rigfeblun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring fairy.

Liptanomt Rigfeblun created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liptanomt Rigfeblun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Liptanomt Rigfeblun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Liptanomt Rigfeblun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Liptanomt Rigfeblun's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near dogs.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must pray to Liptanomt Rigfeblun four times a day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.