Zenzigarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, strong tapir.

Zenzigarp created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenzigarp, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zenzigarp, he will turn you into a puffin.

Zenzigarp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zenzigarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never feed lots of peas to sheep while wearing mauve scarves.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.