Vadnibbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet camel.

Vadnibbog created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadnibbog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadnibbog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vadnibbog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Vadnibbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vadnibbog's name in vain.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide if six swans approach from the east.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vadnibbog in the centre of the settlement.