Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing faun.

Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop, it will strike you with lightening.

Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Put Homhamyog Jophaksan Largingjop first in all things.

5. Always help ants in need.