Higlip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome salamander.

Higlip created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Higlip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higlip, he will turn you into a plant.

Higlip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Higlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.