Yaktaglit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthoughtful bat.

Yaktaglit created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaktaglit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yaktaglit, he will be very sad.

Yaktaglit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yaktaglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.