Weegofgat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud toad.

Weegofgat created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Weegofgat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weegofgat, it will not invite you to parties.

Weegofgat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Weegofgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never feed bread to badgers while wearing tights.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never leap in holy places.