Zodpanbass is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sage troll.

Zodpanbass created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodpanbass, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zodpanbass, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zodpanbass' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zodpanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Zodpanbass loves mice, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never run in the presence of dogs.

5. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing magenta tights.