Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental finch.

Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup, he will turn you into a rock.

Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Tiktapcabbopbessmobhudgup first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.