Cimsandbop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured hyena.

Cimsandbop created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimsandbop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cimsandbop, he will strike you with lightening.

Cimsandbop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cimsandbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.