Hakdapran is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, intelligent parrot.

Hakdapran created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakdapran, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hakdapran, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hakdapran's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hakdapran's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.