Dabtinjatbamsaknullsispang is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent goblin.

Dabtinjatbamsaknullsispang created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabtinjatbamsaknullsispang, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dabtinjatbamsaknullsispang, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dabtinjatbamsaknullsispang's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dabtinjatbamsaknullsispang's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the north.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.