Fligdogvag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable human.

Fligdogvag created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Fligdogvag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligdogvag, he will curse you with boils.

Fligdogvag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fligdogvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fligdogvag.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sing near cats.