Bapfumcemkan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent dragonfly.

Bapfumcemkan created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Bapfumcemkan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bapfumcemkan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bapfumcemkan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bapfumcemkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide if four rats approach from the south.

5. Never hurt shrews.