Dadjarnsak is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish human.

Dadjarnsak created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dadjarnsak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dadjarnsak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dadjarnsak's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dadjarnsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never think about amino acids.