Wiklop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish hedgehog.

Wiklop created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiklop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wiklop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wiklop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wiklop's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.