Wiklop is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, selfish
hedgehog.
Wiklop created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiklop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wiklop, she will refuse to believe in you.
Wiklop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Wiklop's Holy Commandments1. Learn five new languages a year.
2. Do not kill great tits.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory.
4. Never wear shoes.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.