Cidsterfob is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, witty
spider.
Cidsterfob created the Sol system two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidsterfob, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cidsterfob, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Cidsterfob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Cidsterfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about corn.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never think about asteroids.