Quillspagsog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, astonishing otter.

Quillspagsog created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillspagsog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillspagsog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quillspagsog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quillspagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Quillspagsog on top of all buildings.

3. Hide if six moths approach from the east.

4. Run away if five dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.