Lig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud fly.

Lig created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lig, it will remove you from existence.

Lig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never think ill of sick manatees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.