Zencaplun is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered
dragonfly.
Zencaplun created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zencaplun, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zencaplun, he will jump up and down on your head.
Zencaplun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Zencaplun's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Never think about dark energy near monkeys while wearing fawn coats and balancing eight lead spheres on your chest.
3. Never think about quantum gravity.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never laugh near mice.