Sincabkadkem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong toad.

Sincabkadkem created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincabkadkem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sincabkadkem, she will turn you into a frog.

Sincabkadkem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sincabkadkem's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near swans while wearing orange scarves.